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Did you know... actually, no. I'm not starting with that. The point that I'm trying to get across is this: high school gym soccer BAFFLES ME.

Our field was about 1x2 inches in area. You can't even kick your foot out in that. And you're supposed to be skidding around like you're on some serious influence? (That's what it usually looks like.) No, see, there just ain't enough physical room for that.

This confuses me.

We also get separated into teams by penny colours -- then, right after that, something pretty damn dumb occurs. I like to refer to this as 'Gym eBay.'

...in the end, the teams are walking, smelly rainbows, and you have no frickin' clue who you're supposed to kick to anyway. Brilliant! Mind-shattering! Since this all occurs in the afore-mentioned 1x2 patch of grass, it is awesome.

Gym teacher: This is not a democracy. You listen to what we decide. You do it after you listen to it. We don't care if it kills you, YOU'RE DOING IT, BITCHES.
Students: Commie! Totalitarian!
Teacher: Suspended, fuckers. Go to the camps.
Students: :(

Gym soccer is, truly, just so frickin' interesting.