WHAAAAAI.

[floweranza]

AHH, アアア、I HAVE A HOCKEY MOM! She just got up at 4:45 AM to take my brother to hockey! Crazy!

It's 5:15 now, and I got home from Iowa (where I go to school!) to New Jersey (where I live) about six hours ago. Can't sleep, though. Hyped up. Maybe bad Quiznos sub? But in any case, my mom and my brother just got up at the asscrack of dawn to spend all day doing hockey and I HAVE A HOCKEY MOM WHO WAKES UP AT 4:45AM ON SATURDAY TO DO THIS, IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT? I just had to post about this?? Right?

(My mom has Livejournal so she'll likely see this, IT'S NOT RIGHT, MOM.) (lolol I'm kidding, you're great.)

Oh god, I need to sleep. Fic coming soon, whatever. Cue: lifeguard Matsujun with Baywatch music and swinging junk in his shorts. No, it's more serious than that, kind of.

Comments

[floweranza.livejournal.com]

No, she's the shy type.

(She can't even put on makeup well. And she doesn't like dogs. :O)

[floweranza.livejournal.com]

Oh, and she's like a self-made gay rights activist.

SHE'D GIVE SARAH PALIN HIVES FOR SURE. O.O

[(Anonymous)]

Not exactly. I just don't like pitbulls with lipstick. I am a well-behaved hockey mom.

[floweranza.livejournal.com]

lol ♥

[damodred.livejournal.com]

Well-behaved hockey mom? I thought such things were a myth! :O

They don't exist in Canada in any case. Then again, when you add hockey to Canada, Canada goes from polite to something akin to the Incredible Hulk. HULK SMASH!

>:D

AND NO GIVING SARAH PALIN HIVES! SHE NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AND ACT ADORABLE TO TRY AND BUY VOTES FOR WHEN SHE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT!!