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Friday, A-Day, I-wish-I-were-in-smut-land:

Teacher: Well, uh... Switzerland doesn't really do anything except keeping people's money and making chocolate.
Several students from Switzerland: >:O

Teacher: Stalin killed more people than Hitler--
Kids in some other room: WHOO-OOO-OO!
Teacher: ... I-I can't compete with that.

And some kid read a Russian poem on open-mike. Heads up, guys, I have no clue what he's saying if he sounds like he's strangling some poor, defenseless cat.

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Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update had a part back when Stalin died, saying he "still maintains control from the grave" -- a reference as to just how powerful he was, yes.

I'm also sure that, over time, the direct actions of George W. Bush will kill more than Hitler and Stalin combined =\

He's already on the way to that...

Hmm - well, he'll certainly be remembered.

smut-land, how we love thee!

and switzerland also has watches and pocketknives! it's a lovely place, except for the people smoking everywhere :\

<3

<3333 Smut-land!

People smoking everywhere? Yick. I can handle the watches and the pocketknifes (o.O), but eeeeh...

KNIFES!11!

well, the airport there was doomful >< and they wouldn't let me buy a pretty pocketknife because it'd end up being a carry on... meh.

*goes back to singing in french* o.o

If that's the case about Switzerland, I'm moving there *g*

*g* word up.

Hey Eve, it's IFM. I check stuff. XD

On the topic of Stalin and Hitler's total kills, I wonder how many were killed in ancient China, or ancient Japan.
If it was a lot, they don't seem to complain too much about it. XP

Hey IFM. Long time no talk. :D

Eh... well. They take things in stride. How perfectly passive of them. *g*

Oh yes, magical smutland <333 *Lots of open legs on that site, Shay, and you know which I'm talking about* XD

LOL, that one was all your fault.

*heh-heh*

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