Flame? In a microwave. I would applaud you, but you might take that in the "aha! I laugh at your pain! And lack of pancakes!" way, rather than the "ooooh, impressive" way. SO. I give you instead an awed look. And a preorder of aforementioned biography.
I have applauded myself for this feat on more than one occasion, but my mother certainly hasn't - it smelt like burnt plastic and smoke for ages. And I demand that this autobiography have a tasteful cover design.
(No. They taste awful no matter how much syrup one oodles on them. D:)
...on second thought. What is your size and when is your birthday and/or nearest holiday where I can shower you with a giant, blazing sign of your shameful chopstick ineptitude? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHIRT RLY
They are. But I give my best sympathies anyways. I once dropped a potsticker on someone else's plate while I grabbed it. This was at a real Chinese family's house. Oh, the scorn.
The pancake incident(s) is/are clearly the best moments of your life. You could expand on just the physical implications of the burnt pancake, and how much that odor REALLY ruined your brain like only a decade of meth can.
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Date: 2006-08-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 09:40 pm (UTC)I'll buy you a Threadless shirt. Fo' serious.
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Date: 2006-08-22 10:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 09:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 09:43 pm (UTC)Not everyone can mess up microwaveable pancakes.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:54 pm (UTC)...
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(Re: why? To torture me!)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)(Are they even worth the agony? D:)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 03:57 am (UTC)(No. They taste awful no matter how much syrup one oodles on them. D:)
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Date: 2006-08-22 10:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 10:55 pm (UTC)ITISISN'TIT.
we are SNEAKY
Date: 2006-08-23 03:47 am (UTC)...on second thought. What is your size and when is your birthday and/or nearest holiday where I can shower you with a giant, blazing sign of your shameful chopstick ineptitude? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHIRT RLY
Re: we are SNEAKY
Date: 2006-08-23 03:55 am (UTC)I am S and my birthday was in June. Sadness!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 04:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 04:18 am (UTC)Um!
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Date: 2006-08-22 11:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-22 11:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 04:19 am (UTC)Microwavable pancakes. Now those are the shit. They're like, McDonald's pancakes! No one wants those!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 04:20 am (UTC)Good thing that I burned them to hell, then?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-23 04:24 am (UTC)The pancake incident(s) is/are clearly the best moments of your life. You could expand on just the physical implications of the burnt pancake, and how much that odor REALLY ruined your brain like only a decade of meth can.
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Date: 2006-08-23 10:04 pm (UTC)