Flame? In a microwave. I would applaud you, but you might take that in the "aha! I laugh at your pain! And lack of pancakes!" way, rather than the "ooooh, impressive" way. SO. I give you instead an awed look. And a preorder of aforementioned biography.
I have applauded myself for this feat on more than one occasion, but my mother certainly hasn't - it smelt like burnt plastic and smoke for ages. And I demand that this autobiography have a tasteful cover design.
(No. They taste awful no matter how much syrup one oodles on them. D:)
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Date: 2006-08-22 10:54 pm (UTC)...
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Date: 2006-08-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(Re: why? To torture me!)
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Date: 2006-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)(Are they even worth the agony? D:)
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Date: 2006-08-23 03:57 am (UTC)(No. They taste awful no matter how much syrup one oodles on them. D:)